Yeah, I don't know what I'm talking about, either. Last night, we went to get some Mexican food for dinner and when I walked in, I noticed that they were having a special on Miller Lite and Bud Light. $1.95 drafts. I was all, "hell yeah!" and didn't bother to look at how many ounces it was. So I ordered it and almost passed out (from delight) when the waiter brought me this:
That is a shitload of beer for less than two dollars. I will have to remember that.
After dinner, we ran over to K-Mart, where we got distracted in the clearance toy aisle. OK. I'm going to show you something and you're not going to believe this is a child's toy BUT IT IS:
Yeah. I don't really know what the point of it is, but you put your mouth on that long, skinny, flesh-colored tube and when you blow, it makes the . . . body (?) of the toy get bigger. WHAT THE HELL, K-MART?
Then I almost bought some My Little Ponies. True story:
The end.
12 comments:
Don't you talk to me about blog neglect, young lady!!
Also, I tend to think that Bud Light and Miller Light should be given away for free, because making people pay for that swill is downright indecent.
sir is such a beer snob. it's so adorable.
Seriously, I'll drink almost anything if it's only $2.
So will I.
Why didn't you buy the My Little Ponies? Think of the fun you could have combing their luxurious hair and prancing them around.
I don't know. I couldn't justify spending $14 on something I'd play with for five minutes and then forget about forever.
Jennie I hope you didn't put your mouth on that scary-baby toy.
Also, yes wednesday night is 24oz draft for $2. I watched Kelly down two one one night, before our food even got there. That picture doesn't do the beer justice, it's really big (that's what she said) The end.
Also what is the werewolf bar mitzvah referece from? Busted Tee's just make a shirt that says it too.. I don't get it.
I did not put my mouth on the scary baby toy. I can't imagine drinking two of those. Well, yes, I can, but not on a school night. (That's a lie.)
The Werewolf Bar Mitzvah thing is from 30 Rock. Tracy Jordan (Morgan) had a music video. It is amazing.
I would've squealed with delight if a waitress brought me that much beer for $2.
That baby blow ... toy ... thing is just WRONG.
Work is eating my soul, too. I completely understand. Tall glasses of frothy frosty beer are essential to survival. Much like chocolate cake.
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