Friday, October 3, 2008

Coyote Update

Don't worry, no one has been eaten by a coyote. YET. But now my mom is trying to convince me to keep it as a pet. See chain of emails HERE:

Me: Did I tell you there's a coyote over by the pond by our apartment?
Mom: I read your blog. That is cool, we have them here sometimes. They LOVE dog food by the way. May want to keep some close to the front door and grab a handful each time you head outside "just in case."
Me: Mom, are you encouraging me to feed a WILD ANIMAL? Then it will never leave! And it might eat Phoebe!
Mom: And the flaw in that plan would be?! Then you could sort of have a dog!
Me: Yeah, a dog that might eat my face!
Mom: Oh, there are always challenges with being pet owners.
Me: I'm putting this on my blog.

7 comments:

Abigail said...

Jennie, haven't you seen this?

eclectic said...

Oh Jennie... I adore you! And your little coyote friend. Who, BTW, will NOT eat your face. Your dinner, probably... but not your face.

mysterygirl! said...

I would like to meet your mom. She sounds awesome.

Jennie! said...

Abs, I used to read that, but I stopped because I was worried that he'd get taken away and then I'd cry.

Shari, but I like my dinner more than my face!

mg! She is. Remember that time she got in a bar fight?

Beau said...

Did a Dingo eat your baby?

Stephanie said...

"I'm putting this on my blog."

Fabulous.

Ada said...

Your Mom is funny!