Don't worry, no one has been eaten by a coyote. YET. But now my mom is trying to convince me to keep it as a pet. See chain of emails HERE:
Me: Did I tell you there's a coyote over by the pond by our apartment?
Mom: I read your blog. That is cool, we have them here sometimes. They LOVE dog food by the way. May want to keep some close to the front door and grab a handful each time you head outside "just in case."
Me: Mom, are you encouraging me to feed a WILD ANIMAL? Then it will never leave! And it might eat Phoebe!
Mom: And the flaw in that plan would be?! Then you could sort of have a dog!
Me: Yeah, a dog that might eat my face!
Mom: Oh, there are always challenges with being pet owners.
Me: I'm putting this on my blog.
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7 comments:
Jennie, haven't you seen this?
Oh Jennie... I adore you! And your little coyote friend. Who, BTW, will NOT eat your face. Your dinner, probably... but not your face.
I would like to meet your mom. She sounds awesome.
Abs, I used to read that, but I stopped because I was worried that he'd get taken away and then I'd cry.
Shari, but I like my dinner more than my face!
mg! She is. Remember that time she got in a bar fight?
Did a Dingo eat your baby?
"I'm putting this on my blog."
Fabulous.
Your Mom is funny!
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