There were approximately 10 other people in the theater with us. We were all enjoying the movie when, about three-fourths of the way through it, BOOM the screen went black. Everyone just sat there for a while and I was all, "I don't think this is part of the movie," because stating the obvious is what I do. A couple of minutes later, the lights came back on. Ruh-roh, we thought, and ruh-roh was right. The movie was being projected through space or something by a satellite and the satellite feed was interrupted because space pirates blew up the satellite. This is what I'm assuming happened, anyway. They were trying to fix it, but in the meantime, if you didn't want to wait, you could get a refund. So we got a refund. Which meant we saw three-fourths of WarGames in the theater for free. Win win win! Mostly.
Today has already lasted approximately 95 hours. I counted each one, so I know it's true. And now, for no particular reason, allow me to tell you what I have in my purse right now:
- three tubes of lip gloss
- a Flex Spending check
- cell phone
- 2 barrettes (red and blue)
- a granola bar
- a tiny notebook with drawings from Philly in it
- three pens
- The Virgin Suicides (10 more pages to read at lunch!)
- Lord of the Flies (to start at lunch when I finish The Virgin Suicides)
Wasn't that exciting? I know. It was. You're wondering if your life will ever be the same now that you know what's in my purse. No. No, it won't be the same. I hope that eases your mind.
I'm bored, Internets. Entertain me, please. Or at least give me something better to write about than the contents of my purse.